Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec

Claire is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life. 

When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time. 

With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.

Warning: contains explicit sex, profanity and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.


My Review

I don't know why it took me so long to read this book. I am in so in love with Tara Sivec right now. She really has a way with words. Ok, so the words are mainly naughty ones, but she DOES have a way with them, right? I have never laughed so hard in my life! My family thought I had gone temporarily insane while I was reading this. And my husband would like to thank Tara for giving me new things to go around shouting. Oh, and I keep telling him I'm gonna punch him in the vagina. He's not thrilled about my new vocabulary.

I absolutely love all the characters in the book. I can't even put into words how awesome this book is. Just go read it, I mean really, I can tell you how great and wonderful and funny it is, but this book is something that NEEDS to be experienced. I give it 5 big 'ol leg humping stars!

MUST READ!!!!

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Quotes

“Pussy punch: when a twat tap just isn't enough” 

― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

“I was going to have to tell people I got fired from selling dildos. I can't even sell fake cocks to a room full or horny women. How do you come back from that shit?” 

― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

“Yes, the answer is yes! If he keeps talking to me like that he can stick it in my ear.” 

― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

“Oh fuck, he was right there. I was wet as hell and he could probably smell me now. I should have eaten strawberries or melon or a dozen roses or an entire mint plant. Did that work for women? I read an article that it worked for men. Their spunk tasted like what they ate. Did my vagina taste like spaghetti right now? God dammit! I shouldn't have eaten dinner!” 

― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks